Cage the Fucking Squirrels - A Bracelet for Focus
Cage the Fucking Squirrels is a semi-precious, handmade, gemstone intention bracelet to to help you focus when the damn monkeys are chasing after squirrels that are riding unicycles in your brain. Perfect for yourself or for gifting!
The Stones:
Fluorite: For focus, handling complex issues, concentration, and making decisions.
Sodalite: For enhancing insight, wisdom, and organization skills.
Clear Quartz: For balance; supporting concentration and memory; enhances other crytstals.
Dumortierite: For stress reduction, patience, and improving organization and self-discipline
Czech Glass: For reflection.
The accompanying pocket card reads: "Right now, meth-fueled circus squirrels are frantically running around in your brain shouting about deadlines, dinner, and a random song from 1998. A few are actively plotting a coup. This bracelet is your official ground squirrel wrangler, complete with a cage and a heavy-duty key. Slide it on your wrist, lock down the distractions, and finally cage those fucking squirrels so you can actually breathe."
Crafted from high-grade 6mm natural semi-precious gemstones, this piece looks refined on the street and holds up through every hustle. We added a little extra bling with Czech Glass spacer beads - who says intention bracelets have to be boring! Wear it as a subtle, visual anchor to remember to breathe, ground yourself, and get in the fucking zone like you're in it to win it!
Details & Fit:
Size & Variations: Bracelet measures approximately 7-inches. Slight variations happen because real stones aren't perfect. Your core gemstones and charm remain constant; accent and finish beads may vary slightly based on material availability.
Packaging: Delivered in a sleek, matte black bracelet box with intention card. Bracelet is held in place with a satin ribbon.
Intention Card: Features a custom 1.5" x 3" pocket card. Slip it in your wallet, toss it in your pocket, or prop it on your desk for a quick reminder of who you are and what you've fucking conquered.
Sage & Sol: We make cool shit that helps fucking awesome people take the daily bullshit a little less seriously and enjoy the present moment a whole lot more. This bracelet is part of our "Fucking Awesome Bracelets for Fucking Awesome People" line.
