Balanced as Fuck - A Bracelet for Balancing Mind, Body, & Spirit
Balance as Fuck is a semi-precious, handmade, gemstone intention bracelet to help you balance and align your mind, body & spirit when you feel like the world is swirling out of control. Perfect for yourself or for gifting!
The Stones:
Clear Quartz: For balancing body, mind, spirit; the Master Healer.
Lapis Lazuli: For peace & harmony; mental endurance.
Fluorite: For grounding; support with complex issues; protection; exploring higher realms of consciousness.
The accompanying pocket card reads: "When your body is craving a salad, your mind is screaming for a margarita, and your soul is staging a quiet protest, babe, your inner frequency is a fucking hot mess. It's time for your mental tabs, physical hustle, and spiritual self to chill the fuck out and get their shitshow together. Take a massive breath. You are aligned, you are grounded, and against all odds, you are Balanced as Fuck."
Crafted from high-grade 6mm natural semi-precious gemstones, this piece looks refined on the street and holds up through every hustle. Wear it as a subtle, visual anchor to remember to take time to breathe, ground yourself, and find some fucking balance in your day!
Details & Fit:
Size & Variations: Bracelet measures approximately 7-inches. Slight variations happen because real stones aren't perfect. Your core gemstones and charm remain constant; accent and finish beads may vary slightly based on material availability.
Packaging: Delivered in a sleek, matte black bracelet box with intention card. Bracelet is held in place with a satin ribbon.
Intention Card: Features a custom 1.5" x 3" pocket card. Slip it in your wallet, toss it in your pocket, or prop it on your desk for a quick reminder of who you are and what you've fucking conquered.
Sage & Sol: We make cool shit that helps fucking awesome people take the daily bullshit a little less seriously and enjoy the present moment a whole lot more. This bracelet is part of our "Fucking Awesome Bracelets for Fucking Awesome People" line.
